Nigga Optics

Nigga Optics is a technology developped by Talon Industries that does recognize people of color!!!

Didn't you see that black person? No! Well my friend, you're in need of Nigga Optics!!!"

Thanks to Nigga Optics these store slide doors automatically open when a black person tries to enter the store!!!

by TaLoN.NL December 15, 2019

Fibre Optic Cable Core

A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.

someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"

by KingNitrusdaqueefius January 29, 2024

optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

by Monoblanco February 21, 2020

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

optical illusion

It makes ur eyes trippy

Bro I have my eyes trippy
Did u see optical illusion
Yes

by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020

Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.

Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello

by T-sett September 22, 2009

Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

by Herbalicious September 28, 2008