by Rufus March 21, 2005
Windsor, Ontario is perhaps the absolute worst city in Canada. Everyone who lives there is bottom-of-the-barrel basic and has no money, but like to believe they are the shit. Those who live there lack education as the Unviersity of Windsor naturally fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. The only fun thing to do in Windsor is shoplift and smoke mad amounts of weed. Everyone who lives in Windsor thinks it is the best city in the world because they have not travelled anywhere else. The only main attraction in Windsor, Ontario is the Casino and the border which connects to Detroit City (Eminem's hometown). Those fortunate enough to leave Windsor, Ontario at a decent age are now world-travelled and have not returned since their blessed departure. The majority of the basic bitches in the world are born and raised in Windsor, Ontario and still reside there today. However, it is possible for one to be born in Windsor and still become swagged out to the max because they have moved far far far away from Windsor and it's over-population of basic bitches.
I'm from Windsor, Ontario but I am so emabrrased to admit it that I just tell people I am from Toronto, Ontario.
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Windsor, Ontario is the worst city in Canada, everyone is so basic!
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I hate Windsor, Ontario, I left three years ago and haven't been back since.
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The University of Windsor is the worst univesity in Canada; it doesn't even make it on the top 100 list of Canadain Universities! How emabrrasing!
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I would get out of Windsor, Ontario as fast as you can bro!
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Windsor, Ontario is the worst city in Canada, everyone is so basic!
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I hate Windsor, Ontario, I left three years ago and haven't been back since.
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The University of Windsor is the worst univesity in Canada; it doesn't even make it on the top 100 list of Canadain Universities! How emabrrasing!
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I would get out of Windsor, Ontario as fast as you can bro!
by ParisP May 29, 2011
A shit town in south-western Ontario known for the Blackberry and two University's. There is nothing to do there except smoke weed and drink, which consist of 90% of university and high school students days. Non University party are usually hard to find and suck balls or get busted by the Waterloo piggies who have nothing better to do.
We have decent weed and it isn't hard to find.
Thats about it.
We have decent weed and it isn't hard to find.
Thats about it.
by Chronchron August 24, 2010
The world's worst place to be born causing 6.5 million suicide attempts in 30 years with their slavery and degradation and wars
Graduated licensing is a agist exclusion hate crime under agism in Ontario Canada or any Canadian provinces
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Small growing town 35 mins from downtown Ottawa
The main drag is called Notre-Dame and when the sun is shining just right resembles Montreal Rd in Vanier. Businesses along the strip include a LCBO, 23 Cannabis/Vape Shops, 47 Hair Salons, a church and more fast food and take out places than you can get diarrhea from in one month even if you eat out 3 times a day. Rumor has it the town is secretly run by the miserable folks at the Co-Op and if your English speaking you will most likely be ignored by locals.
Especially if your a English person from nearby Russell.
The main drag is called Notre-Dame and when the sun is shining just right resembles Montreal Rd in Vanier. Businesses along the strip include a LCBO, 23 Cannabis/Vape Shops, 47 Hair Salons, a church and more fast food and take out places than you can get diarrhea from in one month even if you eat out 3 times a day. Rumor has it the town is secretly run by the miserable folks at the Co-Op and if your English speaking you will most likely be ignored by locals.
Especially if your a English person from nearby Russell.
Why are all these English city people moving here? It's Embrun, Ontario for fuck sakes tabernak colis
by That English Embrun Guy November 03, 2022
by Joey1234577 November 12, 2017
A moderately sized town in Ontario mostly invisible to public maps due to irrelevancy. This town is split in two, notably between Highway 401, where everything above is North Ajax and everything below is South Ajax. Both parts have different social climates but are connected via wild ass, rampant homeless people.
North Ajax is known for that hood vibe, where young black people often role-play American gangs despite being soft Canadians. The area is also poor. South Ajax was once known for rich white people living by the lakeshore, but that's mostly being overtaken by your neighbourhood heroin addicts and people from countries you can't pronounce. Ajax's largest problem is its homelessness, where they run around and poop on each other.
As for high schools, its high schools are incredibly unique. Dennis O'Connor is mostly white people who fight each other and drink apple juice. Notre Dame/J. Clarke is mostly North Ajax and, as for as most can tell, has 6 whole white students. I say whole because of unsurprising stabbing incidents. Ajax High is mostly quirky folks with funny haircuts and a keen taste in their own gender.
There is nothing to do in Ajax besides visiting your weird cousin. Instead, what many of its residents do to have fun is literally go anywhere else. Sundays are often days of quiet due to its surplus of Catholics and because old people, students, and the homeless need to recover from their hangovers. Either way, Ajax Ontario is widely considered ass.
North Ajax is known for that hood vibe, where young black people often role-play American gangs despite being soft Canadians. The area is also poor. South Ajax was once known for rich white people living by the lakeshore, but that's mostly being overtaken by your neighbourhood heroin addicts and people from countries you can't pronounce. Ajax's largest problem is its homelessness, where they run around and poop on each other.
As for high schools, its high schools are incredibly unique. Dennis O'Connor is mostly white people who fight each other and drink apple juice. Notre Dame/J. Clarke is mostly North Ajax and, as for as most can tell, has 6 whole white students. I say whole because of unsurprising stabbing incidents. Ajax High is mostly quirky folks with funny haircuts and a keen taste in their own gender.
There is nothing to do in Ajax besides visiting your weird cousin. Instead, what many of its residents do to have fun is literally go anywhere else. Sundays are often days of quiet due to its surplus of Catholics and because old people, students, and the homeless need to recover from their hangovers. Either way, Ajax Ontario is widely considered ass.
"I live in North Ajax!" - Dequavious, neighbourhood black guy
"What the fuck." - Donald, neighbourhood white guy
"guagegheuagagaue gee gaaaaa." - Johnathan, neighbourhood homeless guy
Ajax Ontario is a very fun place!
"What the fuck." - Donald, neighbourhood white guy
"guagegheuagagaue gee gaaaaa." - Johnathan, neighbourhood homeless guy
Ajax Ontario is a very fun place!
by John B. Balls November 02, 2023