While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
Get the one sock, two shoes cruisemug. usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling
by webromani June 5, 2022
Get the one-twomug. "I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"
by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013
Get the Hamo one-twomug. This team consists of FatalMovie, sofiasomthin, and mckennabakugo, these three people may possibly be the best Minecraft Bedwars players ever seen. Together they can beat anyone at anytime and have thousands of Bedwars games. Their origin story consists of one day meeting by chance on the bedwars discord server and playing bedwars together the rest is history and how they got their team name; well that’s a story for another day.
Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish is the most elite team of minecraft players I have ever seen.
by mckennabakugo March 17, 2022
Get the Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fishmug. by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.
Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.
by El Moondo June 11, 2011
Get the Tulsa One Twomug.