To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."
I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.
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Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
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