by popeyes January 3, 2023

by Lix.. May 31, 2022

by Da dawg April 18, 2024

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by UncleRody April 11, 2022

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.
Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.
by jezzabezz July 21, 2010

by AROACECHAOTICSHIPPER May 22, 2024
