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one hitter

A type of weed-smoking paraphernalia that traditionally refers to pipe that deliberately mimics the shape of a cigarette. In areas of the world where it is illegal to smoke weed, although weed is delicious and good for the high, it is wise to smoke out of a one hitter: if a cop sees you smokin' a one-hitter, he or she will just think it's a ciggey. Haw! You can fool 'em!

One hitters are also used by the stingy, frugal, or used to control how much of their stash friends or weed needin' acquaintances get to smoke. This is related to the custom that accompanies smoking a one-hitter: all the weed that is rammed into the pipe is smoked 'to the head' or by the individual, him or herself, who is handed the green tipped ciggie-chameleon.

A one-hitter is also referred to as a 'oney'.
A: Yo, you fuckin' kiddin? This is South Korea!
B: Don't even worry about it. Doan even weerry bout it...
A: Man, I'm scared as shit. If I get busted they gonna yank my passport; my student loans!
B: Shit, don't trip. This be a one hitter.
A: Oh.... cool. You dreamy!

A: Yo finish that shit, bitch!
B: Naw, man, I'm...
high as a fart-cloud

flyin in the night.
A: Fool that's a one-hitter. Put that in your head!
B: Aight.

A: Hey, let me get another one of those.
B: Sorry, bro. That's a 'one' hitter. That's all you get.
A: But I ain't even faded. Come on gimme another one.
B: Sorry man; I got all these scavengers up in my mutha fuckin piece... Why don't you buy a sack?

A: What's up with this cigarette? Feels hard as shit. Whatever...
B: (15 min. later). Oh shit, what happened to Mikey?
C: Oh no, he musta thought this oney was a cancer stick.
A: (Hazily) Guys! Take me to the emergency room. I think ahmina have a heart-attack.

B: Poofta!
by Che Boludo March 9, 2010
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one hitta quitta

One drag of a drug (usually marijuana) that immediately induces intoxication because of its high potency.
That kibbles from Canada was a one hitta quitta.
by Anonymous April 17, 2003
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One Hitter Quitter

1.) The action of knocking someone unconscious with one blow of the fist, usually in the face, where the person does not regain consciousness for an extended period of time.

2.) Referring to marijuana. A person, relatively new to marijuana, who inhales one hit usally under the pressure of peers, and pretends to act high because the lack the knowledge of what high feels like.
1.) Did you see the one hitter quitter that disfigured Brian's model face?

2.) My friend used to be a one hitter quitter, quite often making the claim that he got high because he weighed less.
by Adam Shatter October 7, 2005
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One-hitter quitter

An extremely effective punch directly to the nose of a punk bitch that essentially ends a fight after one punch. To perform correctly, every ounce of strength must be summoned from inside of you culminating in a lethal blow. If the asshole who receives the blow ever comes back to bother you again then you didn't do it properly.
After that gel-haired asshole with the muscle shirt bumped in to me in the club for the second time I gave him the one-hitter quitter.
by C. Griffin November 8, 2007
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one hitter quitter

dont fuk wit me i got that one hitter quitter
by Raul November 13, 2003
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one hitta quitta

When someone gets hit and they dont get bac up.
when u knock someone the fuck out,when someone gets the shit punched or slapped out of them.
Damn when i punched him i hurt my hand. You should have gave that nicca a one hitta quitta.
by Richard Taylor April 16, 2003
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one hitta quita

Expression, usually used for marijuana, that describes how good it is.
I went over to the rockwood roo to smoke after school kile's shit was a one-hitta-quita.
by Burnt April 1, 2005
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