of the wand and the moon

Of the Wand and the Moon is a band that is influenced by nordic mythology, runic magic, nature, and inner spirituality. They can be classified as dark/apocalyptic/ambient/neo folk. It's amazing to listen to them at night especially with candles lit. Definitely check them out if you like to embrace good music.
Some songs from Of the Wand and the Moon to check out if you haven't heard any of there stuff would be... Raven Chant, VargQld, She With Whom Compar'd the Alps Are Valleys, Lost in Emptyness, Nighttime in Sonnenheim, & I Crave for You. Nighttime Nightrhymes is a fantastic album.
by Odin the Divine July 25, 2006
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wand rape

what Gandalf was charged for when he assaulted Bilbo Baggins and Newt Gingrich.
"i hearby sentence you, Gandalf, to 22 years hard labour for the wand rape of Master Bilbo Baggins and Mr Newt Gingrich"
by obi wan kefucktard June 02, 2004
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magic wand

If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!
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Wand DPS

Gamer code for "dumb gear choice" or "Noob". Originally from World of Warcraft.
"Dude, that warlock is using an Agility ring!"
"Must be for the added Wand DPS"
by Rex Splode January 21, 2010
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Magic Wand

A magic wand is a stick that is magical and can do spells
Harry used his magic wand against the evil villian
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defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet
shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!
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gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
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