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Omaha

44th largest city in America. Not very well known, since Nebraska is a piece of crap state. Omaha is the only cool place in Nebraska, much like St. Louis or Seattle. It's a pretty nice city, with Caucasians making up the majority of the population, although North Omaha is largely populated by Blacks and Mexicans.
"Yo, I was down in Omaha visitin' my Grandma, it was pretty cool."
"Yeah, I heard o' dat place. Where is it"
"Ah I dunno, some damn place called Nerbaska or sumtin..."
by Zach March 14, 2005
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Omaha

Known as a "Dittohead Deutschland" (because of the high number of people there who are fans of Rush Limbaugh) that is full of jerks who think the Universe revolves around them. The Northern parts of Omaha are a frightening urban wasteland of gangs and decay, and half the city's real estate has a higher-than-average level of lead contamination because of a lead smelting plant.

The people of Nebraska are also notorious for their extremist rightwing views, as well as their fetish for the Nebraska Cornhuskers college football team.

The city of Omaha has recently bankrupted it's own city budget forever simply because the bigshots in Milwaukee who run the College World Series (CWS) demanded a stadium closer to downtown, and the Omaha City Council bowed down and obeyed.

Major corporations that have been based in Omaha include Northern Natural Gas Company (which later renamed itself Enron) and the also defunct Franklin Credit Union, which had been at the center of controversy involving a pedophile ring linking Boys Town and several powerful republican figures during the first George Bush terms as President in the late 80's.

People of Omaha also have a disturbing hatred/obsession with the city of Council Bluffs, IA across the river. No one quite knows where or why they have such a seething animosity towards this city across the Missouri River. It seems that people in Omaha just need something to look down on in order to make their own hideous lives seem superior.
Omaha: Small Town That Thinks It's a Big City
by It's a Secret To Everyone April 27, 2009
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Omaha Swap

When you need to use the restroom, are still thirsty, and just happen to have a drink in your hand. As one liquid goes out, the other is taken in, hence the "Swap". Many individuals try to consume their entire beverage before they are finished urinating.
"Oh man, that party was insane, people were so drunk that they were even Omaha Swapping it out in the bathrooms."
by Big Daddy Phil June 25, 2008
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Omaha

Cowtown...with no pro sports or any recreation other than drinking...Indy burger flippers,Warren buffet,Gerald ford ?my advice spend three days there ..leave
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omaha slip and slide

Omaha slip and slide is when you do your girl in the shower, bust a nut inside her, and she let's the jizz slip down her leg, catches it in a shot glass and let's the jizz then slide down her throat.
by his_goose March 3, 2010
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Omaha

the state of nirvana achieved when an "aha moment" is realized while chanting the sacred exclamation "Om" during meditation. Or, a city in the state of Nebraska, USA.
Lars felt the incense permeate his sinuses and suddenly, legs crossed, fingers poised thumb-finger, palms down, his gutteral sounds vibrated within his chest and familiar inspiration flashed through him.

Omaha is the largest city in the state of Nebraska.
by Bando Bubblehead June 21, 2009
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Omaha Bird Feeder

One person (male or female) coats his/her anus with peanut butter. A man then penetrates, performing anal sex with the peanut-butter-clad person. Next, the first person sucks the peanut butter (and whatever else) off the man.

The anal sex is often not brought to completion; instead the man waits to cum inside the person's mouth during the oral sex part.

Also sometimes called a Texas Bird Feeder.
Not to be confused with a San Francisco Bird Feeder.
Bruce loved bobbing away at an Omaha Bird Feeder, but his partner would have preferred it if he'd offer him a San Francisco Bird Feeder once in a while.

"I'm all sticky because my girl wouldn't finish our Omaha Bird Feeder just now."
by JBeano September 29, 2011
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