Boy1: Oh my gosh, i love your neon short shorts!
Boy2: Oh..well i love you.
Boy1: You know im not hand..right?
Boy2: oh.. this is awkward.
Boy2: Oh..well i love you.
Boy1: You know im not hand..right?
Boy2: oh.. this is awkward.
by Omgxlindsey?! March 28, 2009
Get the Handmug. by iamcodylee September 21, 2010
Get the HANDmug. The discreet exchange of two items, usually drugs and money, disguised as a handshake. usually followed by putting the hand that was used into ones pocket.
by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009
Get the hand n handmug. by Jessi77 June 1, 2020
Get the handemug. I'm about to throw these Hands!
by Da godfather December 8, 2019
Get the Handsmug. Getting jerked off by a girl using her hand to bring you to ejaculation... Otherwise known as a handjob
by musiclover1996 December 13, 2012
Get the handmug. A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010
Get the Abby's Hand Job Handmug.