nincompoop

Look, if you get called this in the big '25, you truly gotta kill yourself. No other option.
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A stupid person, clearly like you.

"Well... you're a nincompoop! A stupid, stupid, nincompoop!"

by bigdoninc March 12, 2025

Nincompoopster

A dumb obnoxious little dog that poops on the carpet in the middle of the night.

My little bichon frise is an adorable nincompoopster. He left me a crappy present under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve.

by Hlmrocko85 September 24, 2025

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacal spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma December 2, 2016

Retardious Ninkapoopous

The Retardious Ninkapoopou is a rare creature that takes the from of a normal human but Has an IQ of 3.

I think that guy is a Retardious Ninkapoopous

by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023