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nickelback

a group of no talent hacks from hannah alberta who formed a "band". They have no originality and have managed to turn 3-4 songs into several albums by constantly re-writing and re-packaging them. When writing their lead singer and guitarist (chad kroeger) always consults a third grade rhyming dictionary so he can finish the next line of the song, further more to say his guitar skills are rudimentary would be far too kind. hated universally by music critics and people who are not retarded the world over this knock off, mediocre, cheesy band astonishingly sustains a large fan-base. these said fans are referred to as dip-shits. dip-shits often defend shitle-back by pointing to their album sales or their fame and money almost never attempting to defend their artistic integrity, the object usually under attack.
dip-shit: you going to the nickelback concert

me: no they're fucking clown-shoes, I would rather listen to fran drescher while being raped by hitler then go to that suckfest
by nickelbacksucks April 8, 2008
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nickelback

When something is so bad, that even if it only cost a nickle, you'd still want it back...
So I saw that movie tonight... talk about a nickelback movie.
by Ziggy85 March 20, 2011
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nickelback

really lame mainstream rock band, all power chords, no creativity, meaningless vocals, etc...

see also: creed
Nickelback? isn't that what your mom gave me when i gave her a quarter for a hand job?
by nave88 October 26, 2007
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NickelBack

Its when you have sex on a bar/counter/beerpong table ect. and there was random change laying around. When she gets up and theres pennies, dimes, quarters and nickels stuck to the fat of her back, its a nickel back
Did that girl just steal 34 cents from us?

Ya... but she didnt know she was doing it, she got nickelbacked

nickelback change stealing whore
by Eddie Mountain August 13, 2010
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nickelback

I was a Digg user until version 4 when they nickelbacked and forced me to switch to reddit.
by and_my_axe September 14, 2010
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nickelback

Another word for absolute shit
They could very well be the worst band in the world.
faggot: "nickelback is amazing"
non-faggot: " shut up, they suck balls"
by Qannabis King April 26, 2008
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nickelbacked

To push someone off a ledge, precipice, or other type of altitude-inclined location with the intent that they fall for the result of injury or death.
"Your honor, he had to be nickelbacked. You'd understand if it had been you talking to him about who was the best of '90s and 2000s indie rock."
by Mr. Frederick McFeely Rogers November 12, 2013
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