Nevada

in the 2020 elections, nevada took forever to submit the votes so peeople started using this phrase as taking too long/forever

-yo answer my calls don’t pull a Nevada

by nickiRihfan82 November 22, 2020

nevita

The cutest, funniest girl you will ever see. A heart of Gold! Although sometimes you might be confused by her, she will always cheer you up in her own way. She is always there when you need to talk and she cares for all her friends + family

That Nevita person is really cute and kind

by Nevita November 22, 2021

nivida

She is a best friend of people born on August

Nivida is my best friend

by Rogue_KPs December 20, 2021

The Nevada Effect

When teens that live in small towns often get drunk, high, ect. due to boredom. It can also be seen as the average age for such activities being much lower in said town.

Guy 1: why is it that everyone from (small town) lost their virginity so young?

Guy 2: idk man, guess thats just The Nevada Effect.

by maellethemistake March 31, 2020

legal Nevada prostitute

Basically a woman that has the authority and health clearance that is acceptable under the laws and regulations of the state of Nevada, that sleeps with men for money.

The reason why legal Nevada prostitutes are so clean is because they go thru state required health checks.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Antes de Navidad Syndrome

Antes de Navidad Syndrome, or Before Christmas Syndrome, is a very infectious disease, spreading from store to store nationwide, or even perhaps worldwide. The store then provides its employees and shoppers with Antes de Navidad Syndrome, Christmas sales starting all the way back in June. Antes de Navidad Syndrome can also lead to Después de Navidad Syndrome, or After Christmas Syndrome, where they holiday sales go all throughout January, where poor, innocent people spend money on things they won't need for another year. The only period of Antes de Navidad or Después de Navidad Syndromes-free months are February through May, but that might change in the near future, as Antes and Después de Navidad Syndromes affects the brain, causing stores to expand Christmas sales longer, to where Christmas is a year-long holiday.

Our nearest Wal-Mart is selling Christmas decorations in August! I think they may have Antes de Navidad syndrome.

by taco_55 November 12, 2018

Laughlin, Nevada

Laughlin, Nevada is a small town nearly two hours south of Las Vegas and it's Across the Colorado River from Bullhead City. People usually go to Laughlin to go jet skiing during the summer and gamble all their money away. This town has no shit to do except for wasting your money on gambling and getting ripped off at the dispensary for 15 dollars for a joint. A lot of people here are straight up assholes, hoes here are flaky as fuck, some white hoes that go to alternate school are low-key tweakers and all they wanna do is date black dudes so they could take advantage of them and boss them around for no reason even though they claim they're against slavery, shit load of fake bloods and crips and their high school is one of the most retarded schools in Clark County yet. Laughlin feels like a wanna be California with no shit to do but just being by yourself at home and/or chilling with your friends and getting into a shit load of trouble about every little thing.

"hey, I'm an 11 year old blood and I come from Compton to nigga!"
Me: "Omfg, get your head out of your ass and act like what a normal 11 year old would act!"
Also me: "Laughlin, Nevada obviously has no shit to do so no wonder a lot of people from other cities and states come and get the fuck outta here!"

by Shithead Brad August 31, 2019