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He is a guy. He really hates people stepping on his shoes and can do five hundred rubiks cubes at the same time. He is also hated by grandmas because he makes deez nuts jokes. Has beef Noah. He also eats way too many bananas and is in danger of minions. Is smart, I guess. (this is for non-ginger neils specifically). Someone who likes basketball and soccer. He's funny too I guess. BUT he's a slytherin and made me believe he is a scorpio.
Such a neil ugh.
Neil by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
he is a physics genius and did a cube club with the physics teacher and is just so so so amazing. Just kidding (maybe). A neil is someone who is fun to joke around with and agrees with me that boys bathrooms are disgusting. He also needs to talk to a therapist because he got tramautised by a kid named Paul at the urinal. He also doesn't wear shoes inside the house like a good boy.
OMG he is such a neil
Neil by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
Neil is a extremely sexy guy. His dick is normally big. He also usually get a lot of girls. Neil usually has a lot of hair. But overall Neil is a very good and a loving person
Girl, neil is soo fine..
Neil by Hunnybadger558 December 1, 2021
Beta male
Neil is a beta male (simp)
Neil by SAMGDchad December 4, 2021
Neil is a weird, cool, nice and cute boy who likes to play sports. He is a kind best friend with a huge heart. He can comfort you when you're feeling mad or sad. Neil is a person who you will instantly fall for. If you ever come across a Neil, be friends with him.
Girl 1: "Look! He's so hot!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's because he's Neil!"
Neil by xXxKittyCatxXx January 22, 2022
Intense, curved spine sex offender. Prolific around vulnerable women and children. Loves the phys.
How gay is Neil!!
Neil by Neil’sgreypubes February 10, 2022