needing a lumberjack

when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off

He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009

necking

when two people rub necks for a long period of time..usually under the influence of alcohol

michelle enjoys necking people..example :matt pearson

by nellsy.com October 21, 2010

Bottle Necking

The act of holding a bottle by its neck. Commonly seen at parties, inexperienced drinkers do it to look cool, holding the bottle awkwardly by their side. As they become more intoxicated, they will become more and more protective of their drink, just to make it obvious that they are DRINKING ALCOHOL!!!1one1

"Look at that bottle necking buckhead!"

"OI! Jermaine, quit neckin' that bottle and come help me bury this corpse"

"Man, Tobias is a total bottle necker"

by Daveypants December 30, 2005

Chicken Necking

The process in which one whips out their dick and vigorously shakes it at another individual while proclaiming, "Chicken Neck," in a humorous fashion.

Ronald: Hey, Colonel, what's up?
Colonel Sanders: *Whips out junk and begins to shake it at Ronald* CHICKEN NECK!
Ronald: You're a sick fuck, Colonel Sanders, always Chicken Necking me...

by Buckman3000 May 14, 2013

turtle necking

When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.

I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.

by Newballz June 6, 2013

neeting

adult child sucking her mothers breast for comfort

My daughter wasneeting with me today because she needed comforting.

by Confused Sam July 11, 2017

Necking

Necking is lifestyle not a game. When you witness a human do a act uncalled for or something just that's plain stupid , you get that neck and let nothing stop you. Gentle necks for a minor cause if it is serious you smack that neck with all the power the lord gave you. Also if that person messed up extremely bad you take them necking privileges away for a week till they gone learn.

Boy you done f**ked up gimme that neck *smak* necking

by DICKtionary_master March 6, 2017