don't need no

a pattern of repudiating speech. e.g. Foo? We don't need no stinking/focking Foo! Popularized by the movie "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" and later "Blazing Saddles". Often said with a guttural Mexican accent.

Helmet? I don't need no stinking helmet!

by slumdog January 10, 2009

Need to know

Need to know ; means exactly that. It doesn't defy the rules as stated "I'm a dumb fuck head, and by the way...your not ment/supposed to keep anything classified".

If there is some kind of chemical alarm here, it's need to know.

by The KIR June 18, 2020

Needs banged

When an attractive individual (usually female) appears as though they should be participating in sexual intercourse. Female scale ratings usually fall under 8-10, sometimes 7 depending on the day, amount of skin showing and/or alcohol assumption. This is used toward an elite group and should not be thrown around loosely.

Dude 1: "Hey, have you seen Becky today?"

Dude 2: "No. Why?

Dude 1: "pshh. Girl needs banged!"

by FishKid April 14, 2010

I don't need it... but I need it.

An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.

As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.

by msscream1234 February 6, 2018

Do the needful

Simply means to do what you know needs to be done.

your drivers license has expired. Do the needful by going to get it renewed.

by PaulH99 June 6, 2017

weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Men need to...

In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!

A bitch "Men need to..."

Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "

A bitch "...."

Hym "No, go ahead."

A bitch "...."

Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"

A bitch "....."

Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023