National Otter Day

A holiday celebrated every 3rd Thursday of October to show appreciation for Otters.
Otters really need more appreciation man.

Bro they have a day. National otter day
by Chef Sid October 16, 2019
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National Maid Day

National Maid Day happens on June 5th where everyone has to dress like a maid.
"Bro do you know what day it is?"
"No what?"
"It's National Maid Day! Let's go be gay and say baka"
"Jerry what the fuck it wrong with you"
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National Boyfriend Day

Just suck his dick yo.
"what'd you get your man for National Boyfriend Day?"
"I just sucked his dick yo"
by A_A_Ron85 April 29, 2020
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National rape day

The 24th of march is when rape victims can come together and talk about their trauma and how to overcome it.

Don't talk about it with anybody who is uncomfortable with it.
by mayor snail March 28, 2021
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National fighting day

National fighting day is August 9th

National fighting day is when

When people who have beef or problems just being petty fight
Samara fought ole girl on National fighting day
by Samara nicole August 06, 2018
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National Clown day

it’s everyday. Because you’re a clown. Did you get left on read by your crush? CLOWN. Did you get rejected? CLOWN. Did you wake up this morning? ofc because ur a mf CLOWN.
i wonder when national clown day is??” it’s everyday Karen because you’re a clown.
by jojoaintnohoehoe October 23, 2019
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National Fuckboy Day

National Fuckboy day is on September 13th every year. Many fuckboys have been born on this day and unfortunately, this month. There are those few boys that escape this policy and others who are born on the other 335 days in the year. On this day, we mourn for those who have been tortured by the pathetic fuckboys, and allow ourselves to be even more petty than we usually are, they deserve it.
OMG, Chad was born on National Fuckboy Day...don't fuck with him.
by suchapeach September 14, 2016
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