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New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.
Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.
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New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.
Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

the act of pissing on another persons hamstring while you pull their butt hairs and jerk off all at one
yo bro hit me with the New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

Cornish, New Hampshire 

The best place to live...It's basically a little slice of Heaven..
Cornish, New Hampshire is like having your cake and eatting too.

Vermont and New Hampshire 

When platonic friends of either gender have to share a bed, "sleeping Vermont and New Hampshire" describes the common solution of sleeping feet-to-head in order to avoid anything hinky.
Axl and Slash had to share a hotel room after the show, but they slept Vermont and New Hampshire.

Newport, New Hampshire 

A mountain town in western New Hampshire as stereotypically redneck as anywhere in the South. Home of Ruger Firearms, hence the town is militantly pro-gun. Rebel flags are even an occasional sight. The local barbershop on the corner of Sunapee St. and Main St. is called Git R Cut, since the town is proud of it's Redneck label. Classy middle class homes are located across from white trash dwellings, and everyone seems to get along. Drunks are all over this town, but fortunately the heroin addicts and such are all nestled privately on Laurel St. and the surrounding environs, especially Cross Street. Lifted trucks are also quite common to see. Many residents are classic inbreds.

North Newport, the rich area located in the woods, still habors some run down houses and farms.

Newport is an upscale shithole in disguise. Despite the description, it is a pleasant area to live. Low crime rate, friendly folks. And the Country Kitchen restaurant has great biscuits and gravy.
"I gotta head into Newport, New Hampshire to see what's in stock at Rody's Gun Shop."

The New Hampshire Motto

This is a complicated advance maneuver and should be left for those above the age of 35 to prevent injury.

Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.

Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!
He invited his sexy new female dentist back to the house to explain the New Hampshire Motto.