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The muted-flute

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
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Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
by Interactive September 30, 2009
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ghetto mute

To mute an iPhone by holding a finger over the speaker instead of using volume controls.
That YouTube ad is obnoxious. Ghetto mute please!
by Nordicman May 5, 2016
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fart-mute

to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.
I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.
by Thunder of Muscle December 16, 2021
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pack on mute

You have no drugs to sell because your broke
Your nigga came in with his pack on mute
by Ivey asf nigga November 15, 2017
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Tawana Muteve

Tawana is the most beautiful, blessed girl in the world. She is so smart and so pretty everybody loves her. She is so smart, she even has a scholarship!!. Every Tawana gets grate grades and kind compliments and every Tawana is GOOD at basketball!. Tawana is the most coolest person ever to hang out with and she is so beautiful and SEXY! ohh yuhh
'DANG I WISH I COULD FUCK TAWANA MUTEVE'
by @ilovetawanamuteves July 20, 2021
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Mute

So drunk that you cant talk properly, making you "mute". An Australian term used by yobbos and bogans.
"Mate, im bloody mute, hand me another Vb".
by Sebbeth June 17, 2006
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