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Mudged

The act of stealing or taking food or drink from one person house. You may know this person or not.
Dude, Derek just mudged me! He took my ham sandwhich.
by Travis Parkson September 5, 2008
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Megged

When a person let's a ball go between their legs and in that case should be referred to as a slut.
Eww she just got megged.
by M0nkeyButl3r September 5, 2016
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muggerzoid

Stop being such a muggerzoid, behind your books all the time!
by whippedpotato June 16, 2010
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Muggen sopp i skogen

"Muggen sopp i skogen" are moldy mushrooms in the wild.
The Henrik hates the "muggen sopp i skogen", and whenever he sees one while he's on the tur in the skogen, he goes into a temper tantrum and gets a heart attack afterwards, nobody knows why.
Person: Hey Henrik, i think i see a muggen sopp over there, in the skogen.
Henrik: LASJHKØGYAJHKSLØDFYUGASBHJKFGHAVJSDKPDH NEIIIIIII JEG SKAL BANKE DEG ASKODJIUHASJID, FUCK MUGGEN SOPP I SKOGEN!!
by Calern May 6, 2021
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Mugget

A mixture of a muppet and nugget together. For the purpose of either eating or describing a person.
Travis just killed Kermit the Frog and is now making muggets for lunch. I guess he is tired of 7-11.
by The Stream Tornado May 31, 2021
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Nut Mugger

An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.
Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.

Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!
by BobDaily2 August 22, 2009
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Professional mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
by Apemanjon September 5, 2008
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