Rocky Mountain Dew

An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.

My friends and I wanted some soda with a little kick to it, so I made us some Rocky Mountain Dew.

by REhill92 June 5, 2013

Mountain Dew Creampie

When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.

Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate

by Pussymoneyneed October 26, 2019

mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.

Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!

by Techn0Llama April 4, 2018

mountain dew bloat

the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction

mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well

one day jack....the signs are there

by :: GMEB :: June 2, 2006

new mountain dew

A perfectly looking ass on a woman. May cause sexual arrousal due to its perfection. Similar to that of Jennifer Lopez.

"you check out that new mountain dew on that chick"

"I would tap that new mountain dew any day"

by Cadbury Bossman March 22, 2005

Mountain Dew milkshake

when Mountain Dew is poured down someone's ass while in the act of sex, then the person who received the Mountain Dew shits inside the other persons mouth

He poured the Mountain Dew down Samantha's ass. Samantha then screamed and excitement and said, "Open up!" Next she shit isnide his mouth, Mountain Dew and all. This completed the Mountain Dew milkshake

by Anal canal April 12, 2017

mountain dew gut

What you get after drinking a can of Mountain Dew without eating anything.

"Damnit, I downed two cans of Mountain Dew and didn't eat anything, now I've got the gut."

by Angelica October 3, 2004