Motel Fuckinboringya

Being stuck in a cheap motel watching garbage on tv and eating sugar and salt from the hall vending machine,

I don’t know what this place is called, maybe Motel Fuckinboringya.

by TheFlySciFyGuyRy February 9, 2022

Fireside Motel

A motel in Yachats Oregon, with a wack job pot smoking weird cactus growing mushroom eating gift shop manager. The motel allows pets, which sometimes causes a few issues and stinky rooms, and maybe a few fleas. It does have the most beautiful view on the Oregon coast however, and two of the greatest front desk agents of all time.

Lets go to the Fireside motel for the weekend and see if we can make the gift shop manager crazier.

by Queen of the Coast October 10, 2011

last chance motel

The Hospital

It’s your last chance

Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.

by Hospital May 14, 2020

Delmonte Motel

Beautiful escape from reality beach front with beautiful women and all the drugs in the world

You must have went to Delmonte Motel this weekend you look tan and at ease????

by Buttbongofiesta January 4, 2021

motell

One of those modern-day inns where they have hidden video-cameras in your room so that they can rat on you to the authorities, your significant other, etc.

Whenever I meet a new chick, I much prefer to either take her home or go camping wif her rather than renting a room --- there are way too many motells nowadays where they fail to keep a "discreet encounter" very discreet!

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

Knowledge Motel

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"

My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"

by Shawdog November 28, 2016

BUTTGET MOTEL

The URBAN DICTIONARY future where the CARDS OF HUMANITY deep SEXUAL ESSENCE comes to pass.

You know as much as I do that one day suddenly society is going to drop it's PROVINCIALISTIC ways and all who want cannot only visit the BUTTGET MOTEL (PRONOUNCED, soft G,BUTTJIT) and each room will be labeled (WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR).

by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 2, 2021