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moonsickness

other word for a women's period
"I don't feel well"
"I think you are having moonsickness"
by rainbowsjwek February 15, 2014
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Mormons

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
by crisper2 March 17, 2011
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maggie moons

A mission in which you press your bare ass up against the window of your local Maggie Moo's, stunning the employees, then jump in a car as your friend quickly drives off.
Contarlo, Operation "Maggie Moons" was a success tonight!
by Steven R. November 22, 2007
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Friccin moron

A proper noun that commits an incredulously stupid action without deliberate thought or use of common sense.
Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got CORDUROYED! Tag your friends to totally CORDUROY! them! CorduSTROYED!!!

Oh my friccin goodness gracious, Tarzan is a friccin moron because she friccin fell down the garbage chute to the dumpster again!!!! What a FRICCIN MORON!?!?!?!?!?!
by lochmore April 17, 2019
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Hyper-educated moron

A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.
Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.

Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?

Mike: Yup.

Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
by Hockeytown19 September 7, 2014
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Moonshine

A homemade whiskey that is not aged and therefore is clear.

Moonshine, despite popular belief, did not originate during Prohibition. After the Revolutionary War, whiskey was among the items taxed highly to pay for the war. For this reason, poor farmers built stills in the wilderness, usually in the Appalachians, and distilled whiskey at night. Hence the name "moonshine."

Also contrary to what some may believe, moonshine itself does not cause blindness, brain damage, or any medical problems aside from those that all alcohol does. Poorly made moonshine distilled by amateurs during Prohibition was the cause of this. Many people intended to make easy money and so added things like embalming fluid to their whiskey.

Moonshine is currently illegal in the United States because of taxes. It also has an extremely high alcohol content, usually in the range of 160 proof.
My grandpa and I went up to the still last night to start a batch of moonshine.
by The Grim Creeper February 10, 2010
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Moronavirus

A plague that overcomes a nation when the person holding the highest political office is a moron.
“Don’t worry, come November, this virus is just going to disappear.” “Oh, you mean the moronavirus?”
by Joejohn July 18, 2020
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