mong

A mong means a fat cunt with a negative iq.

aaron is a stinking mong. He eats mcdonalds everyday and does no exercise, his cousin Adlei is objectively better.

by aaronisamong2023 January 20, 2023

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit

“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018

Monge

1. A dumbass/dimwit 2. A stupid bitch that keeps eating your damn sandwich 3. A nigga that has done fucked up 4. Your best friend accidentally stuck his/her dick in your asshole

1.Jerald you fucking Monge why did you do this get that out of me
2.Honey who is this fucking Monge in our bedroom with no clothes on
3.BABE THATS MINE YOU FUCKING MONGE

by KrispyCheeto July 31, 2019

Mong

An abbreviation for Mentally Wrong!!!

Beranoice. Your such a MONG

by hbhbvghvcuevbjlhqc June 27, 2010

Mong

The feminist movement of 2011. The word mong is fairly hard to define because it can only be truly understood and appreciated by feminists. The word mong refers to silly boys who are obsessed with the bro-code.

Ben: "I love cock"
Sean: "richhhh"
Mia: "your such a mong sean"

by feminist 4 lyf ** May 29, 2011

mong

A thong for a man. Man + Thong = Mong. It is normally worn by gays.

Person1: I bought a mong.
Person2: oh, then your gay.

by straightestguyyouknow July 12, 2010

monged

to be so drunk your falling asleep

i am compelely and utterly monged

by david flynn November 14, 2003