Moist bandito

When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.

Girl: I can't breathe

Boy: *tips cowboy hat*
Moist Bandito

by The moist bandito's July 30, 2020

moist buddies

Originating from a Clubhouse club. A moist buddy or moist buddies is a friend or associate that you meet in the IRL (In Real Life).

Johnny met his “moist buddies”, Nancy and Drew, for some ice-cream.

by IAmReallyNotACat April 8, 2021

Moist hangnail

A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.

Suzy was shocked, when she noticed Joey's moist hangnail, after they had sex.

by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023

moist maverick

wet and/or moist underpanties with hairs of varying sorts and lengths, including (but not limited to) curly and/or flattened varieties, which are interwoven into the fibers of the unders/underwear/boxer briefs (insert your preference here).

don't get caught dead with a moist maverick.

by milkshake1849 January 21, 2009

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 25, 2008

moist

A word that everyone says they hate. but they secretly like because it is weirdly sexual.

random teenager: omg i just like, hate the word moist like, so much
other teenager: yeah same. *wink wink*

by monstar1707 November 24, 2020

Moissi

Moissi is a conjunction of the French term 'moi aussi' which means 'me too' or 'me as well'. 'Moi' means me, and 'aussi' means too. This word can be used in any situation that 'me too' is used.

Julian: I love cat yodeling, it's my favorite sport.
Max: Moissi. It's the best!

by bobothepanda June 10, 2009