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Mooning of Amtrak

The Mooning of Amtrak is annual event in which thousands of participants come to bare their naked butts to the Amtrak train. This takes place in Laguna Niguel, California.
If you want to see hundreds of naked butts, go to the annual Mooning of Amtrak in Laguna Niguel, CA.
by Cranberry Bob January 6, 2020
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the meaning of life is...

The meaning of life is a Monty Python film released in the eighties.
I saw the meaning of life is... a film and was one of the better Monty Python movies.
by I, Wreckerrr August 21, 2020
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two-shit morning

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018
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Junifer Morningsnout

tamera needed some professional assistance so she deliberately ran into the likes of Junifer Morningsnout

anytime i need something or someone for something grand its best to consult none other than Junifer Morningsnout
by Suswaxwrappers August 22, 2022
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wet toothbrush morning

The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.
Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.
by Guy Snyder September 15, 2014
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Morning Dump

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning
That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up
by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014
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Morning Hitler

When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.
"I tried the Morning Hitler today. Too bad one guy ruined it for the rest of us."
by Koekje Zwei September 5, 2013
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