The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
by Sir Vix October 6, 2012
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by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
Get the Power mad misery merchant mug."Entertainment" media such as movies and books where the protagonist experiences nonstop abuse or misery without fighting back; protagonist character arc is endless suffering where there is either a sad ending (usually death) or protagonist finally finds back in the end in an unrealistic way.
Hollywood loved the misery porn movie Leaving Las Vegas; I hate books where the heroine suffers endless abuse only to finally say she's had enough in the end when it's too little too late.
by sherKal October 13, 2025
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by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023
Get the misery meat mug.So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
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"I have a PhD in biomedical engineering and I plan on attending law school and working in big law."
"Wow; you're a misery whore."
"Wow; you're a misery whore."
by MinkCrushMonday November 29, 2025
Get the Misery Whore mug.Posture of the head showing its crown with the chin to the chest. The head may be hung to one side. The posture denotes a spiritual, emotional, mental or physical state of distress.
Hangs head in misery:
She ditches him in his third year and he hangs his head in misery at the table and in class... Best gift ever! That bitch's cunt stunk like a fish processing plant.
She ditches him in his third year and he hangs his head in misery at the table and in class... Best gift ever! That bitch's cunt stunk like a fish processing plant.
by Unified Field of Love September 3, 2016
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