"IF purple was a colour and it chewed gum and drank water then that is what it would look like"
quote on quote de Angélica
quote on quote de Angélica
by DEEEEE. mmmmmmmm June 8, 2018
Get the minty purplemug. by Xxx_Kittens_xxX May 14, 2015
Get the Minty Pingasmug. When you’re done brushing your teeth, you use the foam left behind from the toopaste as lubrication as you stick it up your ass.
Dad: Son, what kind of masturbation are you going to try tonight?
Son: I’m going to try a minty Sensation after I brush my teeth!!
Son: I’m going to try a minty Sensation after I brush my teeth!!
by This isn't me November 21, 2017
Get the Minty Sensationmug. v. minty-balling, minty-balled The sexual act wherein a man powders his ball sack with bread mold and then has intercourse with a woman. After coitus is complete the woman is somehow convinced to smell the ball sack as it "changed" during the act and should now smell minty.
Tucker Max minty-balled that bitch and has yet to write about it.
She said: What is George doing with that bread?
He said: Minty-balling the girl he brought home from the bar.
She said: What is George doing with that bread?
He said: Minty-balling the girl he brought home from the bar.
by Mike Oxelong October 10, 2009
Get the minty-ballmug. Minty Clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of buggery upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond destitute, whereupon he took his own life.
by William Tickle-Tockle December 6, 2015
Get the minty clinchmug. The feeling that you have in your mouth directly after oral sex. Also known as "one of the sexiest, horniest, juiciest feelings in the world." Cannot be felt anywhere else.
by Watkinius Maximus November 24, 2010
Get the minty-freshmug. When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was
by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020
Get the Dirty Mintymug.