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Midnight Sun

The contemporary term for an anus or asshole. The midnight sun is such a far classier term for asshole. Everyone loves new bedroom terms, and the midnight sun is for your bedroom terminology. Call your friend a midnight sun and it is the best insult known to man.
I ate her Midnight Sun.
My Midnight Sun itches
by MDNSN November 16, 2022
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The Midnight Doggie

Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.
I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.
by Indy Sparkplug May 1, 2010
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midnight steamer

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.
That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!
by morgan August 15, 2003
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canadian midnight

Joe: last night I was out forever!
Friend: how late?
Joe: 9:30pm
Friend: ah, a Canadian midnight!
by canadian_blues October 25, 2018
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Tacos at midnight

The act of straddling your partner's face, wrapping your scrotum completely around their nose to prevent nasal breathing and farting into their open mouth.
Everything was going great with this girl until I tried tacos at midnight on her. I didn't think it would be a wet one.
by tsotg December 30, 2014
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The Midnight Beast

The Midnight Beast are a band from Britain that sing parodies of songs (most famously Ke$ha's TiK ToK) and also sing their own songs. They have a massive fan base on YouTube and Twitter. The members are Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely & Ashley Horne.
Person 1: I love The Midnight Beast!
Person 2: Me too! I love their video Ninjas!
by elinorbear March 21, 2010
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midnight hotdog

When you wrap your dick in a hot dog bun and tell your girlfriend you have a midnight snack for her. Must be performed around midnight.
Bitch was complaining she needed a snack. I gave her a midnight hotdog.
by BigGayAlec April 13, 2014
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