Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe

1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.

by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010

Midas punch

The gift of a golden shower while being fisted. Hopefully in a nice way.

The midas punch was the only thing that got her to stop calling.

by The Baltimore Foot Stomper September 8, 2005

Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard

There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"

by Tara and Rachel May 29, 2008

midcest

"mid"shipman in"cest"; a slang term for the act of a mishipman getting "together", personally or sexually, with a fellow midshipman from the same unit/school; usually used by any military unit that is training midshipmen such as the Naval Academy or Navy Reserve Officer Training Corps (NROTC).

Gunnery Sergeant: There will be no midcest whatsover going on in during this training, do you understand!?

by a middie August 14, 2010

midair passenger exchange

Seen on blogs, this is grim air-traffic-controller speak for a head-on collision. Midair passenger exchanges are quickly followed by "aluminum rain".

Controller 1: Man, THAT was a close call!
Controller 2: Yeah - we almost had a midair passenger exchange!

by JRob January 1, 2012

Midgenugget

Is a very small person how is very cuddly and often make the lives of people better, And an individual who loves turtles, who makes the lives of people happier and more amazing than they already are.

Girl 1: OMG that midgenugget is soo maybe a bit too obsessed with turtles like she keeps singing midgenugget turtles in disguise.
Girl 2: yeah Ikr but she's such a cuddle individual

by Bæ is real December 4, 2014

Midfend

A midfend is someone who isn’t exactly a friend but just a normal person to you. Its not a BFF but also not an enemy. A midfend is also not a stranger but some one you know long enough but still just have nothing to doo with

The other girl in my class is not a friend but a midfend.

by Gauri Samantha August 9, 2020