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Michael Sjov

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The villain "Michael Sjov" aka "Miguel Divertido" is the infamous gang leader of the Divertido Gang / Den Sjove Bande
Girl: Yoo Michael u wanna fuck?
Michael Sjov: Bøøøøvv bib bub baba buuu
by migueldivertido September 14, 2022
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A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity
Friend: where’s my pizza

Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them
by Miguel2fat April 9, 2023
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Michael Stern

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bad ass magician. End of story. He has been known to rock the Magic Castle in Hollywood and snaps necks with his magical abilities. Also the creator of the "Stern Confusion" pose and is frequently spotted in it.
Random dude #1: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?

Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!

Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.
by Mark Edelkin June 1, 2010
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Michael Schumacher

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Michael Schumacher, possibly the best driver of our time. He shattered almost all records in one of the fastest motorsport events on the planet, Formula1. Not to mention a great man with a great personality and sportsmanship.

2006, he retired, coming a second place in overall points which is outstanding, this man is simply a legened, in his final race in Formula1 ever he had a puncture which set him back well off 10th position, but worked his way back up to 4th!

This man is nothing less than the greatest driver in Formula1 and probably anything else, and Fernando Alonso will never be as good.
Michael Schumacher is a remarkable man and is a masterpiece when it comes to driving. Michael Schumacher will allways be the best and no fag like Alonso will beat his everlasting title.
by Legend1 October 24, 2006
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An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"
friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."

Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
by sexy_on_a_plate November 17, 2010
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Bret Michaels Sunday

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A day in the life of Bret Michaels.

Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)

Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.

At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."

Throw in a fist pump or two.

Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.

This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.
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The only man who can sue for discrimination one day and advocate genocide another.
Wait did Michael Savage just compare Jimmy Carter to hitler...
by -Ibin- June 4, 2009
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