by Oldeepfriedmemes August 23, 2018

by Oswaldo Moberry October 22, 2020

A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.
Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018

Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
by MemerMan69420 October 28, 2019

by Power476 December 19, 2020

A nonce
by Urban area is the most likely January 2, 2021
