Post-meeting depression

The nostalgic feeling that you experience when you meet your long-distance bestie — that’s post-meeting depression.

The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.

«Hey, I just got on the train.»
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all.»

by uovo July 16, 2020

4:30 Meeting

Needing to take a large dump usually after work or school at around 4:30

I haven't had my 4:30 meeting today, I am about to dump in sexy dance fighting!

by Bobs Burgers November 14, 2014

safety meeting

Code for anytime you are smoking pot.

Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.

by harm May 13, 2005

Mattis

One sexy motherfucker with flowing blonde hair.

Damn! He's a real Mattis!

by RealWanker January 7, 2016

Safety Meeting

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.

All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?

by swivet February 5, 2010

Mattie

They're the kind of girls that will make your day and can break your heart. You fall hard for a Mattie, and once you do their is no going back. Matties may not seem beautiful to others but when you fall in love with one she's all you'll want to look at. She is beautiful and complex and must be treated with care, hang on to the Matties in your life, they're truly unique and emotion sparking creatures who you'll learn much from and never want to be apart from

"Wow you look dazed" "yeah, I just talked to a Mattie"

by The man in the moon June 15, 2018

Meatism

An overpowering addiction to meat derived scent, symptoms include the need to carry meat on ones person at all times and to frequently smell this meat.

"did you just see that man sniffing his meat? thats the worst case of meatism i have ever seen"

by Mad Dog Jay January 30, 2008