fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.

During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.

by BigdickMN April 12, 2020

the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.

You going to tango at the merc tonight?

by frank carter May 19, 2006

Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.

“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”

by Heybro... July 18, 2024

merc flet

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.

Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Merc

A fat ass female who doesn’t stop eating and is always talking about food 24/7. her parents don’t feed her so she has to scavenge for food, the fridge has always been her number one victim. protect your family and children from this horrendous fat ass at all times

Omg, did you see merc today, jesus she’s doubling in size every day

by 4zzzzz September 12, 2022

Merc

To skill someone out

"This guy wants a rap battle I will easily merc him."

by Leow123 February 15, 2017