Merkin Zombs

The act of having sexual relations with members of the opposite sex.

Bro #1: Yo man I went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.

by Field Of Dreamz February 22, 2011

merkin

pussy wig.

that girl was showing off her merkin at the strip club last night.

by heygirl2 October 15, 2014

merkith

Saying merked fancy

Dame you got merkith

by Ieudjdjdjdidkd September 11, 2020

Merkil

Someone that's sensitive and sweat and a total poes

That guy is a total merkil

by Reusie June 4, 2021

Merii

pretty ass girl , not to fuck//w & if you do just know yo ass finna die , she a chill ass person if you don’t like her then that’s you , Very gay ASF & loves her gf & best so much💕

Merii is a pretty ass girl

by Daprettiesttt October 17, 2021

markiian

A strong willed, badass, intelligent, but crazy motherfucker from the mountains. He is the most unique person you will ever meet but also quite odd and specific from times to times. Anyways he is an excellent leader and combines his skills to reach his goals.

Oh man, look, the guy over there. Everybody is listening to him. I bet he is a Markiian!

by chaduss. November 24, 2021

merkiah

Is the kindest and most handsome person you meet. At first he'll act like a beg at first but once you get to know him he is so kind and protective.

I'm so lucky I'm with Merkiah

by Whycantimajeyoumine November 25, 2021