Melon Pro

(adj.) Awesome, amazing, spectacular, outstanding, etc.
(n) something that is great, grand, magnificent, etc.

Its official, I'm Melon Pro.

by WoozyBuddha November 5, 2010

osty melon

Jason Knapp, yung tug tru rappur.

osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang, spent 5 dollars at the Gucci store Osty melon

by Osty gang user September 7, 2018

spice melon

a type of person who performs sexual favors for older women or men

damn that guy is such a spice melon, he just had sex with that grandmother!

by john121313 October 26, 2008

melon tap

Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.

Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-

by MZ! January 8, 2009

melon be smellin

melon be smellin is a series in tiktok by the [e-mail] . the series started out with melon but then went on with its co-show: finn gets a sniff in. how the series started when melon smelt baby bel cheese, and if she didn’t like the smell, which he didn’t, he would make a very vulgar face that would probably make you laugh. since then he’s gain recognition on tiktok as being a very funny dude with his cats melon.n.finn . 10/10 series for anyone watching, 12/10 for cat lovers like me.

twitch chat: watch melon be smellin
joe bartolozzi: dude what
*10 minutes of watching melon.n.finn later
joe bartolozzi: this is so great dude i love it so much.

by Joey Jackson Johnson August 3, 2022

pussy melon

Someone who is scared of sitting on a melon in case it gets stuck in their vagina

sit on it u pussy melon!!!

by Jack macc December 23, 2016

Salty Melon

The sexual act involving busting as many nuts in a watermelon and letting it soak in before eating it.

Person 1: "Wow that salty melon is loaded"
Person 2: "Yeah, can't wait to have some of it later"

by A.V.S.C. April 30, 2023