A place that is in the middle of no where. where people wave to other people for no reason. It is kind and like Marshalltown Iowa.
Person 1 where do you live?
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town
by Immabeatperson June 20, 2018
a phrase used (most commonly) by aussie white boys who lived in a suburban area all their lives and want to feel like they're thugs or gangbangers.
'yo i grew up in the melbourne trenches you'd get banged if u acted like that in my hood.'- kyle
'ur mums name is Brittany and she drives a range rover shut the fuck up'-any sane persons reply
'ur mums name is Brittany and she drives a range rover shut the fuck up'-any sane persons reply
by look_at_all_those_chickens August 22, 2021
Melbourne is a city that prides itself on its style, flair, and 'individuality'. In order to prove themselves to the world, the inhabitants of Melbourne must therefore attempt to dress and style themselves as individualistically as possible. The result of this is a mistaken notion among the populace that they are somehow more 'open-minded' and much much cooler than the rest of the world. The reality, of course, is that this frantic push for individuality just creates a vain, inward-looking society, replete with a whole lot of bad fashion, trendy mullets, exclusionist subcultures and a dearly-held notion that they ARE cool.. really, they are...
Person 1: "Excuse me, sir, which way to Flinders Street Station?"
Person 2: "Uh, like, what the fuck are you wearing?"
Person 1: "I bought these jeans at Myer."
Person 2: "You're a fucking sheep, you fascist."
Person 1: "Um, OK, I'll just go this way then."
Person 2: "You're OBVIOUSLY not from around here. Ever heard of Melbourne style?"
Person 2: "Uh, like, what the fuck are you wearing?"
Person 1: "I bought these jeans at Myer."
Person 2: "You're a fucking sheep, you fascist."
Person 1: "Um, OK, I'll just go this way then."
Person 2: "You're OBVIOUSLY not from around here. Ever heard of Melbourne style?"
by Krudler October 17, 2006
by pipehead December 03, 2018
An epileptic spasm in slippery shoes, usually orchestrated by low brow knuckle draggers who look like David Bowie on a bad hair day, clad in equally as ugly white jeans and oversized, outdated sweatshop shoes.
These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".
These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".
Two Hektik Kents on a dancefloor discussing the quality of a Melbourne Shuffle
Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"
Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"
Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"
Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"
by AdoptingARealName August 18, 2008
Stacking two or more girls on top of each other in the doggy position then penetrating and switching from one different vagina/ass to another. Not unlike shuffling cards.
Brooh, I took home these two chicks, got em drunk and by the end of the night I was doing the Melbourne Shuffle on them, it was awesome!
by Maldeous July 15, 2010
the act of taking a bird home from the club while cooked and interacting in sexual intercourse put her on top make her bounce
Me: fuck I got so cooked last night
James: yeah what happened with destiny mate ?
Me: I took her home and gave her the Melbourne bounce
James: yeah nice one!
James: yeah what happened with destiny mate ?
Me: I took her home and gave her the Melbourne bounce
James: yeah nice one!
by banterbrigade September 16, 2014