A unique animal, the Melanie is a stereotypically ignorant, selfish bitch with little to no cleavage. Complains about random crap all the time, has dandruff in her hair, and is as pale as death. This type of girl suffers from Unending Virginity Syndrome (UVS), which causes her vagina to shrivel up and decompose. At all costs, stay away from Mels, they'll try to suck your cock at all costs and cure themselves of UVS.
"That girl over there is such a Melanie, I can smell her stench from a mile away!"
"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"
"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"
"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"
"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"
by FFJJBB March 02, 2010
Someone who is always showing off, running around, doing this and that and thinking all eyes are on her. Often pink in colour and speaks with a french accent.
Betty: "see that girl over there?"
Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?"
Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"
Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?"
Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"
by Cochon_eater February 03, 2010
A name for a girl who acts unhealthily self conscious when she actually thinks she is the best. She uses her so called "self consciousness" to make people pity her and be her friend. Melanie is a name that when used in a sentence, instantly makes people want to vomit and then swallow that vomit over and over until they choke to death. Yes, not ALL Melanies are bad...but there are some bad eggs out there in the world who match this description. If you or someone you love know someone hanging around with a Melanie, please intervene and help save their soul from the blood sucking demon that is a Melanie. You could save a life.
by Kewlkidzzzz May 02, 2017
A Melanie is typically a lying bitch who delves into the culture of her boyfriends. Also forgets that she has friends when she is dating someone no matter how long she’s been dating said person
Hey, have you seen Melanie around?
No! Haven’t seen her for a few months
Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?
Hell yeah! Obviously!
No! Haven’t seen her for a few months
Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?
Hell yeah! Obviously!
by Cheaterboy101 July 28, 2018
An extremely ignorant, whore who has no respect for others or themselves. A lousy friends, and very close minded.
That's the fourth guy she has fucked this week, must be a Melanie.
What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.
What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.
by JD Langs February 04, 2010
by Bfalert45 June 12, 2019