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New Jersey mod meed

The act of tossing ones salad, or eating their asshole, while punching the girls vagina. This is a very complex maneuver, mastered only by some people.

Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"

NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people
Dan- "Yo yesterday I was tossing my girls salad then things started getting a little crazy. I may have accidentally pulled a New Jersey mod meed on her."

Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."

Dan- "Trillz Billz."
by m4rchu5 n00by February 24, 2010
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Meedle

1: A very flamboyant or gay person.

2: A mix of "meep" and "leedle", often used in a moment of boredness.
1: John is a total meedle dude. Look at him!
2: "Meedle!" Chirped Sara, rolling around boredly.
by KodaChild130 July 16, 2016
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meekasphoopadiddlymongerchop

a medical condition in which the jokes you make up are so damn funny, every time you try to tell them, you bust out laughing and everyone looks at you like you have 3 nostrils
meeka (heehee) sphoo (bwahaha) padid (hyohyohyo) diddly (ahh oh my god) monger (my sides my sides) chop (*gunshot* daddy what the hell did you do that for? son, i was putting him out of his misery)
by OmegaCeladonSpy March 21, 2004
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Meekness

Quite a different definition from the typical understanding of the word.

The word meekness in relation to the word Jackson means:

1. Wife is always right.
2. If I talk long enough, I'll back myself into a corner
3. Always agree with wife
"My wife asked me to cook dinner, and with the upmost meekness I answered 'why yes dear of course' "
by Princess87 October 14, 2012
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Meead

Meead literally means Rendezvous in Arabic. In Farsi, it is used as a place or time for meeting. It is usually used with the word "Gah" which means place or time.
Tomorrow we'll see you at our usual "Meead-gah".
by mskalaee February 8, 2010
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Meek

Famous Animosity slang, used to replace a submissive or weak individual.
Never back down from an argument, that's meek.
by The Actual Hand Of God February 11, 2021
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about a Meek ago

The duration of time since Meek Mill has had respect. This point in time is now finite as Mill was bodied by Drake in late July 2015.
Man I haven't heard that since about a Meek ago
by #beardman September 8, 2015
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