Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.
"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"
"Nah wassup what'd he do?"
"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."
"What a fucking weirdo."
"Nah wassup what'd he do?"
"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."
"What a fucking weirdo."
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Mayhemmug. A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.
At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.
Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.
Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.
by Reading Reprebate December 22, 2010
Get the Mayhemnessmug. Mandy Mayhem. A thick ass sexy chick from Colorado that will fuck you up if you push her to a certain point. But it takes a lot to make her mad . She can be the sweetest craziest bitch you will ever meet.
by Cute but Psycho April 26, 2024
Get the Mandy Mayhemmug.