Boobeus maximus

The larger of the two boobs.

Kevin loved Sarah's boobs, especially her boobeus maximus.

by Boobeus maximus lover February 28, 2023

Tyronius Maximus

The blackest of all black people. Thought by many to be nearly extinct by some scholars.

The Tyronius Maximus were free roaming in the African desert until the mid 1800s. After that time, a small number of them remained in tribes, but those have all but evaporated. Occasionally you will may observe one robbing a convenience store, or shooting an unarmed civilian for no reason.

by TTVJones October 4, 2018

Dickimus Maximus

Name given to male subject with extreme penile capabilities.

Fear Me for I am the Great Dickimus Maximus, and I am capable of unfathomable vaginal discomfort.

by random pittied fool May 10, 2010

noobicus maximus

1. One who acts or shows similiar characteristics directly resembling those of a noob
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean

Tyler and Nick are noobicus maximus', they always get owned by scott like they don't know how.

by Big Wolvy December 16, 2005

girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)

jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!

by greg jameson October 9, 2008

maximus douchimus

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005

Pubis Maximus

A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."

Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!

by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005