Mattish

A word used to describe something written by or in a similar way to author M.J Bradley.

This story is a bit more Mattish than others

by IDefinethingswhenimbored March 27, 2024

Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit

. A very handsome mixed male.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis. He’s so sexy

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

pokhanostasis (martistasis)

Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.

Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.

The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis

"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."

by mar705 February 19, 2026