mashing brakes

(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.

ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.

by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009

Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

by heynow21 January 22, 2013

mashing the cat

The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.

I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.

by Union Redneck November 19, 2006

pizza mashing

The national pastime of stuffing your ladyfriend's love wound with pepperoni, covering your sausage and cheese wiz, and proceeding to fuck the shit out of her

Nothing gets me through the day better than waiting to get home to pizza mashing the love of my life

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

Potato Mashing

The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.

They were potato mashing all night long!

by The Rape Eagle June 10, 2009

mothing

The act of staring into the light of ones pda while in a place where one should otherwise be socializing, mingling, or engaging in conversation.

I found it quite offensive that my children were mothing while out to dinner with their grand parents last week.

by bkdboca April 20, 2011

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011