Mateo Lozano

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches

veronica:oh my god Mateo Lozano is coming *has orgasim*

by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019

mateos

A close friend or group of people who you are close to. It is a name you call them which is almost identical to the word “Mate” but with an extra “os” on the end. It is very respectful.

Pronnounciation: May-Toss

Damn, Mateos! That was awesome!

Hey, Mateos, can you pass the salt?

by TheRealStitch May 14, 2018

Mateo

He typically goes by Teo and hates when people call him Mat.
He likes pretending that he's macho and a super dom. He's also secretly a furry and hates when people call him out for it. He's loud and he has many voice cracks.

Follow his meme page.

There goes Mateo... what a bagel.

by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019

mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.

i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

Mateo Tirone

Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.

Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.

by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017

Mateo

A boy sexy ass boy who has a very large penis and gets allll the hoes and is a good friend he’s loving he’s sweet and so kind and he can fuck you real good in bed and treats all woman right and is loyal

Girl 1:yeah Mateo he is fine as fuckkk

Girl 2: NO HES MINE

by hehemicheal7 December 17, 2019

Mateo

Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.

-Has the freshest memes.

-Owns a dope spotify playlist.

Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.

- Damn, he drained a 3 on my face!
- What do you expect? he's a Mateo

by CLLDBU January 30, 2020