Mateo

Mateo is a sexy beast. Marte loves him so much. what a bae

Oh shi mateo texted me

by Defenitions hahhaha February 26, 2020

Mateo

Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes

Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me

by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021

mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024

Mateo

A super gay guy. Most likely polish or American Polish . Drives a black truck . Does not know how to use any tools . Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to dance with somebody “ by Whitney Huston

Dude, you are such a Mateo

by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023

celina + mateo

a couple

omg, did u see celina + mateo?? actually no i didnt bc she usually runs away. Shes getting better at it

by NOTURMOMBAAHHAAHHA November 17, 2021

Mateo

A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underated. should be known more.

Is that mateo?

by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 28, 2022

mateo

go fuck marte already. stop being gayyyyy omg. y u gay w ferrrtan

me "hi"
mateo "who asked"

by its me guess February 26, 2020