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Todd Martinson

The guy who is clearly the center of everyone's attention. Although being so popular he is usually annoyed by all the lesser people trying to get his attention. By the end of the night most guys will usually have attitudes towards him because they are jealous he took their ladies home with him.
Party would have been great if Todd Martinson hadn't taken my girl to bed with him.
by King boogy December 12, 2023
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joao martins

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock
by Le Joao February 19, 2024
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Alfredo Martins Castillo

He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach, he's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He is much more than a boy, even though he is only 17 years old.

He is divine, beautiful and precious like an orange tulip in winter.
He doesn't show his feelings, when he's sad or upset he pretends as if he isn't, but I know him well.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's a very intelligent and rational person.
He has been with me for 11 months, 11 months of love and learning.
He's the best boyfriend I could ever have.
by A tua Catarina May 11, 2024
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pokhanostasis (martistasis)

Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.

Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.

The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis
"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."
by mar705 February 19, 2026
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Robert Martins

It means a guy who can become anything
Eddy: Who's--
Eddy: M
Guy: A
Gig: R
Tin Guy: Tin

Robotnik: Rob
Ert: Erts--

And there they have it they spelled the word Robert Martins
by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025
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avery ate martins ass

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.
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