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maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!
Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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Marooner

something that doesn't exist
A: what's a marooner?
B: idk man
by peepeerson August 21, 2020
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Maroon Davis

Maroon Davis- is a word to describe a very sexy man that pulls all the bitches
TOM- hay where’s jack
MASON- oh he’s pulled a chick
TOM- he’s such a Maroon Davis man
by Nottombens November 23, 2021
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Marooned

When someone annoys you to a memorable point you could confidently say you were affected negatively by a moron. "Maroon" is an adaptation of "moron" used by Bugs Bunny in response to the same when he speaks to the camera and says, "What a maroooooon" in his Bugs way. To be "marooned" is to have gone through a similar experience. You have been marooned.
It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")
by mabiak2 July 19, 2019
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maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!
Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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maroon football

When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!
I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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