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Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.
They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...
by gerrouadat July 18, 2013
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Manchester City

The football club in Manchester that West Ham fans support.
There's this great club called Manchester City. They're buzzin.
by jay66uk July 21, 2006
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manchester utd

A load of shit which everyone hates if they have any sense.
Hey look at that piece of shit; oh no it's not it's just manchester utd.
by Dave [Jake realy] December 14, 2008
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Breakthrough Manchester

A great program held at the Derryfield School in Manchester NH.You apply in fifth grade , spend the next 2 summers there and a few schooldays a month.It has changed my life enourmously.Formerly Summerbridge.
Me-I went to Breakthrough Manchester
Freind-NERD

five years later

Me-I found a cure for cancer
Freind-do ya want fries with that?
by *StrawberryFieldsForEver* December 18, 2008
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Manchester United

A team followed by bandwagoners and (formerly) teenyboppers who went for them because "David Beckham is sooo hot!" A money-making, merchandise spinning, whore enterprise that plays a bit of soccer on the side.
"Who do you go for in the English Premier League?"
"Manchester United!"
"Name another team that plays in the Premier League?"
"Uhhhh- uuuuuhhhhhh"
"Exactly!"
by Aussie Ben April 9, 2006
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Manchester by the Sea

Manchester by the Sea is a pretty chill place. It is full of boats and hoes. You can take nice long walks on the beach if you wish and it is a great place to kick back play some cod on the shore while getting a blowjob. The only downside to it is during gym class at Manchester High they collect seashells instead of doing physical activities such as dodge ball.
by Ben6893849859 April 20, 2011
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manchester united

The most hated football team in the world.

Their supporters all live in London, and they play their home fixtures in a theme park.

They sook because people sing about Munich, but are happy to sing about Arsene Wenger being a paedophile every time he goes there.

They fork out outrageous amounts of money for players who turn out not to be that good (Michael Carrick).

95% of their supporters live overseas and know jack shit about them, yet profess to a long-standing love of 'their team'

Their manager is the most pig-headed bastard to ever inhabit a technical area, who never sees an incident where a United player dives or does one of their typically scummy tackles, but is always prepared to get stuck right into other teams whenever someone gets tough on one of his players.
Typical Manchester United Fan 1:"Who is Matt Busby?"
Typical Manchester United Fan 2:"I don't know, maybe he's the groundskeeper"
by stephen pay amos March 25, 2008
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