Spider-man glove

When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.

We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.

by a. dow. February 27, 2011

Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020

Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.

Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.

by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010

Spider-Man that ho

When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.

When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.

by J. Bradley May 8, 2008

Roku Spider man

When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere

Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!

by Rokuspiderhero April 24, 2018

spider-man style

A position of blowjob given by those who do not have the ability to use kneecaps.

Woah! Alaiza and Kelsey did it spider-man style! that's hardcore mann!

by Kelseyyyyyyyyyy! September 29, 2008

spider-man 3

set for release on may 4th 2007. for now anyway.

Venom and carnage will NOT be in it. I like them too, but its just not gonna happen.

by Adrian September 15, 2004