Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.
by CEO_of-urban-d1ctionary November 23, 2021
Get the Maltemug. Malte a typical Swedish guy maybe Slovakian who knows. Shining gold-brown hair with a middle part running around in worn and torn converse shoes, jeans typically wide. He enjoys emo clothes. When people think of Malte they associate him with swimming, most Maltes are good swimmers.
by Simon Kerry April 6, 2021
Get the Maltemug. When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016
Get the chocolate malted turtlemug. by ralphpeabody25 January 30, 2023
Get the Maltmug. by Ju1 June 8, 2019
Get the Maltmug. by chamegachell May 1, 2021
Get the fucking maltedmug. by Jackbooted April 17, 2017
Get the Maltemug.