YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS

Jesse pinkman's reaction to seeing a uhaul truck used as a giant magnet using car batteries to destroy a laptop.

*uhaul truck magnet destroys and thors hammers that mf to it* Jesse pink man who had the idea: YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS

by Mr.Bruhaps August 11, 2022

Shit Magnet

Used in EMS and ER settings. Things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. That person is the Shit Magnet. Most Shit Magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.

Better be ready to work. So and SO will be here shortly and they are a real crap Shit Magnet.

by RSQYOU May 23, 2012

Manergy

Manergy, the profound energy men experience when doing pre-approved manly things, like powering nailguns without plugging them in. A man powered with this energy is far superior to non-manly girly men.

Rick: Holy shit, did someone just hit Dan?
Donovan: Yea, but Dan used his manergy and knocked the fool out.

by UberDan May 31, 2007

Cock Magnet

A person who attracts other people's penises

When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something

**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**

Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"

by Cock Commando January 15, 2009

Mangerie

Pronounced like "lingerie" except with the first syllable replaced by "man": Men's colorful bicycling wear i.e. the lycra-clad, sponsor-adorned, AMATEUR bicyclists that look like they've spent a lot of time prissying themselves up in front of the mirror to look good for their "straight" bicycling partners (more like bi-partners). Typically goes with an obnoxious riding style like hogging the road in a little pack (fudge anyone?) when they could use the damn bike-lane less than 10 feet away AND be safer while they're doing it.

"Hey, look at that clown! He's hogging the road, riding in the WRONG gear, while trying to look cool, but he still looks like he just took his bike out of the closet because he's prancing it up in the mangerie his bi-partner bought him for his birthday!"

"That's right dude; doesn't he know there's a bike lane 3 feet away? The reason he can't ride faster is because he's afraid to sweat in his pretty mangerie!"

by Grandmaster Phaart January 13, 2012

poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 19, 2008

Virgin Magnet

The ability of absorbing virgins for dating, and after a while learning that the person does not like to lose her(sometimes his) virginity before getting married.

dude 1: hey, did you finally do it with her last night?

dude 2: don't you know I'm a virgin magnet?! She said she's virgin, and won't lose it any soon.

by plutopluto March 27, 2010