Magic Envelope

The hidden file on a computer where the user hides their porn.

"I'm grounded for a month because my mom found my magic envelope with all my BDSM stuff in it."

by Roflcopter505 October 5, 2011

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magic sock

A sock you use for cum while master-bating.

"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."

by Joel Alan Penless December 23, 2013

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An invitation for sexual activity involving the repetitive flailing of one man's flaccid genitals, specifically the scrotum against the skin between your ass and your penis, with the intention to make a revolting yet beautifully natural mating call for all males in a radius of 10 metres to hear. Frequently used in a variety of locations from gay orgies to bromances.

Brynn: What's that slapping?

Tom: It's Connor. He's in his bedroom practising the Magic Frog for tonight.

Brynn: He sounds pretty good.

Tom: I know. Tonight's going to be great.

by 3dslover March 25, 2014

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Madison/Maddie

Madison is your best friend. When you first see her you'll think "wow she looks way better than me" and want to change your outfit. Madison has the most gorgeous green eyes, and the perfect smile to bring up your day. Her hair is unbelievably soft and when you come over in the morning shes going to want you to braid her hair.. and then you guys will be late because of it. but dont worry. Maddie will make up some excuse about why you were late. The thing about Maddie, is that she thinks really deaply. she gets herself caught up in fazes. Madisons really laid back and easy-going but its hard to be her friend because you have to get her. you have to understand the little things like "lighting" and stuff. you have to be patient and give her time. Madison is the best, most caring, understanding,intelligent,funny, outgoing person you will ever meet. If someday you become her friend. TRUST HER. because she will NEVER lie to you. you might think somethings going on but you need to trust her because she will be honest. dont care about what other people say or tell you. dont screw up with Madison because although she might have some problems in her life. she will be the best friend you will ever have.

Madison/Maddie

by society6 June 2, 2015

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